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Wednesday, 21 December 2011

Watch The Bastards Don't Steal Your Phone (A Song)

A bit of fun. Sing to the tune of Shakin' Stevens' "Merry Christmas Everyone"



People falling all around me
Chavs are throwing snow and stones
It's the season to really lose your temper
Watch the bastards don't steal your phone

Groups of posh sods in trendy theme bars
Drinking cocktails all day long
Spending money like there's no tomorrow
Hence the world is going wrong

They wanna start a riot tonight
Smash and burn shop fronts
Thieving all and sundry
They'll run from the blue lights

Government's saying that we'll be paying
For the damage as we feared
On top that there's another raise in taxes
Merry Christmas, happy new year

(INSTRUMENTAL BREAK)

They wanna start a riot tonight
Smash and burn shop fronts
Thieving all and sundry
They'll run from the blue lights

People falling all around me
Chavs are throwing snow and stones
It's the season to really lose your temper
Watch the bastards don't steal your phone
Watch the bastards don't steal your phone
Oooh, watch the bastards don't steal your phone

(KEY CHANGE)

Late night shopping from November
Kindness replaced by acts of war
Queue-jumpers ask “Where's your Christmas spirit?”
Punch the fuckers to the floor

Late night shopping from November
Kindness replaced by acts of war
Queue-jumpers ask “Where's your Christmas spirit?”
Punch the fuckers to the floor

People falling all around me
Chavs are throwing snow and stones
It's the season to really lose your temper
Watch the bastards don't steal your phone
Watch the bastards don't steal your phone
Punch the fuckers to the floor

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